We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
handjob tips. give me some.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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