Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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