i think i have herpe
just one?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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