You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
