I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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