just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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