Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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