You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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