What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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