I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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