So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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