I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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