I wanna passion pit in your ass
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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