you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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