Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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