school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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