This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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