Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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