just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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