Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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