I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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