i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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