ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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