That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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