did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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