I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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