Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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