who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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