At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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