I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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