So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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