woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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