me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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