i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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