I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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