You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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