therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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