Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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