so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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