Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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