Buhtt sex?
I just googled if crying burns calories
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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