I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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