I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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