Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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