I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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