so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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