Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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