I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Blood and glitter go together right?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You may now shotgun with the bride
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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