i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
