This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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