We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
