I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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