I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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