Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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