Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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