we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Randomize
