We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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