So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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