just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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