let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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