Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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